What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:12

Dr No
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.